The Twelve Days of Christmas by M.B. of Grimsby

M.B. of Grimsby presents 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas' accompanied by festive illustrations from Hardcastle:

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

A paddling on my little derriere.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Seven straps a-strapping,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eight smacks a-smacking,

Seven straps a-strapping,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nine slappings scarlet,

Eight smacks a-smacking,

Seven straps a-strapping,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Ten tawsings tingling,

Nine slappings scarlet,

Eight smacks a-smacking,

Seven straps a-strapping,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eleven spankings sound,

Ten tawsings tingling,

Nine slappings scarlet,

Eight smacks a-smacking,

Seven straps a-strapping,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Twelve strokes a-stinging,

Eleven spankings sound,

Ten tawsings tingling,

Nine slappings scarlet,

Eight smacks a-smacking,

Seven straps a-strapping,

Six stripes a-sizzling,

Five burning bots,

Four blushing bums,

Three tearful tannings,

Two smarting cheeks,

And a paddling on my little derriere.

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