“Nothing is handier than the hand for a spanker, and it does have distinct tactile advantages. But sometimes a Spankee needs and wants something more intense, and there are all sorts of tools for that at hand! Just look about on the dresser, in the closet, or in the kitchen! But do use a modicum of sense; Granny Daisy Moses of “Beverly Hillbillies” fame took after people with a big ol’ fryin’ pan a time or three, which was hilarious, but not a weapon I think I’d recommend in reality!” – Dave Wolfe who does "WolfieToons!"